Car/Auto
Insurance Excuses
The other car collided with mine without giving warning
of its intention.
The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring
my car out of a skid by steering it into the other
vehicle.
I was driving my car out of the driveway in the usual
manner, when it was struck by the other car in the
same place it had been struck several times before.
Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided
with a tree I don't have.
The indirect cause of this accident was a little
guy in a small car with a big mouth.
As I approached the intersection, a stop sign suddenly
appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared
before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the
accident.
The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting
to swerve out of its path when it struck my front
end.
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle
and vanished.
I thought my window was down but found it was up
when I put my hand through it.
To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front,
I struck the pedestrian.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go,
so I ran him over.
I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as
he bounced off the hood of my car. |